How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.