What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.