What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.