Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!