Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!