Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.