Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.