How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...