What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.