What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."