What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

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They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.