What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.