What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.