What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.