What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.