What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people