What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"