Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.