Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?

Orthodocs

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."