What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

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I'm asking for for a friend.

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They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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