What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant