What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus