What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.