What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!