What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!