What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.