What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.