What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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They go off on tangents.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

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A knife.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.