What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.