What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

Vomit Jokes More Vomit Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit