What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit