What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit