What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit