What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.