What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.