Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.