Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

How many men are in each corner?

3/5