Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.