What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.