Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!