What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.