What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'