What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty