What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.