What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.