What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.