Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!