Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls