Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.