Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD