Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me