What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.