Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart