Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"