Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!