Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.