Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!