Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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He was exceeding the feed limit!

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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!