Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go