How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.