What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.