What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.