Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.