Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan