Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.