Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.