What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.