What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team