Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.