Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"