What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.