What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.