What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.