Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.