Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.