What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu