What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!