What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!