What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs