What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow