What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.