What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow