What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow