What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow