What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.