Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.