When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.