When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.